Dear Stupid Suicidal Raccoon(s),
What the heck is wrong with you? Do you have a death wish? While my dog may be pretty old, that doesn’t stop her from kicking your ass and leaving me the carcass to clean up. Allow me to remind you that she is 4-0 when it comes to battling your kind. The mark you left on her nose was merely a lucky shot and unlikely to happen again. Though I just missed catching you myself at 4am I certainly pray that you’ve learned your lesson and will stay away from now on. Also, if you give my dog rabies I swear I will wipe out you and your kind.
Thanks in advance,
Jenn
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Uh-oh straight to the vet for rabies check. Keep the lid tight on those garbage cans and seal the rafters. Looks to be unwise to piss Jenn off. :)
I have a cat that likes to leave birds and field mice on the steps, as
tribute, I guess. Evolution in action.
He’s the Dog, the big bad Dog…The Raccoon Hunter! :P
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